"Jon & Kate Plus Hate" (Satire)

(Satire about reality tv audiences.)

Life looks like a train wreck
And, you feel like you've been pecked.
Gossip blogs: Hell yea we click em.
Hope your children aren't our victims.

Fed by paparazzi
Who compare you to a Nazi
Now, they swear that you both cheated
The red meat htat we all needed.

Eat you as our main course
As we're voting you should divorce
Forget privacy. You sold it.
Will you double down or fold it?

Following your babies
Spread false rumors one has rabies.
Pity you so we feel better.
Quit now, and you'll be a debtor.

Does this have an ending?
And, what message are we sending?
We'll grow bored and crave another.
Move onto some other mother.

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Tags: &, jon, kate, satire
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