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This week we talk to QiRanger (Steve) about being an "Englishee Teacher" in Korea, using technology to connect and teach, and the opportunities that have arisen from sharing his l… Continue
Added by John Lacey on November 19, 2009 at 1:30am —
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Die, Vampires Song
Download MP3 at:
http://www.reverbnation.com/tunepak/2005373
At a party late one night
Saw this vixen smile at me
She said come up to my room
If there’s more you’d like to see
Something told me not to
Lust said it had to be
She pulled me into her room
Used a key to lock the door
Started kissing on my neck
Took off all the clothes I wore
When her fangs scratched my neck
My blood began to pour
In the corner stood a bro… Continue
Added by Mike on November 13, 2009 at 7:25am —
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“No Costco Coffins”
http://www.reverbnation.com/tunepak/1972889http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0mV1W1LV58
Lyrics:
Don't tell me. No, I've heard it before:
If she buys your product, then her husband won't snore.
Pay just $19.99 and get the book light free.
Got a question, Mr. Billy Mays.
How did all that screaming increase your pay?
Make me turn the volume down on my own TV.… Continue
Added by Mike on November 4, 2009 at 7:30am —
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Albert "Leslie" Cochran, Austin's infamous cross dressing homeless guy is still being hospitalized after a taxi driver found him near Oltorf Street and Interstate 35 at 1 a.m. october 3 and called police and Emergency Medical Services, said the official, who did not want to be named because the matter concerns confidential patient information.
he had no outward signs of trauma, and all indications pointed to a closed head injury, Leslie was barely responsive, was not breathing well on his own a… Continue
Added by Jessica Cantu on October 13, 2009 at 7:02pm —
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I heard a noise and saw it was my friend.
He said he needed help and asked me if I'd lend
An alibi that would save his neck.
He rushed through my front door and told me of the wreck.
They were "ambushed by a gang of mean men."
What they did to his girl, he called: "the darkest sin."
They roasted her, ate her flesh off bone.
They forced him to partake and then left him alone.
Once saved my life when we went off to war.
He was a one man force, an action movie star.
I always sw… Continue
Added by Mike on September 13, 2009 at 1:51pm —
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Well we're down from 24 to 12 contestants. It's getting pretty intense. Check out the lucky dozen that made it through!
All the links can be found at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1tCFo0cLSM (to vote leave your choices in the comments section of that link).
You have till THURSDAY 17TH 11:58pm pst - to place your Vote
Bought a lotto ticket.
It's lucky. I just know.
No doubt I'm a winner
Soon rolling in the dough.
I'll spend, now, on credit
And buy a fancy car,
Take a nice vacation,
Hang with the movie stars.
They announce the winner.
Expect my lucky break.
Someone else's numbers --
There must be a mistake.
I didn't win no lotto, man.
I didn't win no lotto, man.
Forget all retirement plans.
No, I didn't win no lotto, man. Continue
Added by Mike on August 30, 2009 at 5:42am —
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Hey Folks it's the last 24 hours to get your Votes in for Battles 10 through 12 on Nonstars!
Voting ends Aug 25 3pm PST
To Vote leave a comment for your 3 favorites in the comment section on the original youtube video (click here)
For more on Nonstars check out
http://failpire.ning.com/page/battle-of-the-youtube-nonstars
Stay Strong
-Sa… Continue
Added by Sam Proof on August 24, 2009 at 10:54am —
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Hello all! My name is Paul Straw and I enjoy name related puns. So when Sam suggested this as a blog on his site. Well naturally I was first upset I didn't figure out the obvious pun first, but genius is still genius. So as a bit of a weekly feature I'm going to pose a question and let you all vote on the winner/best choice/etc, while I throw in my two cents on the matter in subtle attempts to sway you to validate my own "secret" opinion. At this time we haven't found a great embed for polls but… Continue
"A Song For Your Haters"
Mean things that they shout at you.
Let fools rage and let 'em stew.
That's the worse that they can do.
Deep inside their hearts are hallow.
Critics who won't run the race
Want to put you in your place.
Cowards who can't keep your pace:
Never born to lead but follow.
Lift your chin and walk on by.
Let the hungry vampires die.
As you flourish, they will cry.
In self pity, they must wallow. Continue
Added by Mike on August 4, 2009 at 6:15am —
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Watch video poem at
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twkfoqctbeo
Words don't mean much to me.
I tell 'em lies; they sign quickly.
If something breaks, I won't be found.
If mice infest, I'm not around.
Give me hell -- I'll raise their rent
Or tow their car and leave a dent.
College kids come and go.
Deposits kept: I spent the dough.
She pays me late; I boot her out.
The judge backs me without a doubt.
"Sign the lease, you st… Continue
Added by Mike on August 3, 2009 at 11:33am —
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Hey Folks,
Check out Battles 1, 2 and 3
Support unknown youtubers and vote for your favorites!
You must vote on the original Video on youtube
Stay Strong,
-SamProofContinue
Added by Sam Proof on August 2, 2009 at 12:23am —
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Since the break out success of Doctor Horrible and The Guild, web series are taking off. Hell I'm thinking of 6 of my own as I write this article (talk about robots living in a frat house fighting pirate ninjas? you know you love it).
It's become down right hard to even find the good stuff. The web is a world where trash rules and jewels are a needle in a haystack in a hay manufacturing plant, somewhere in alpha centauri.
The good news is, you just don't have to look that far. In fact you don'… Continue
Added by Sam Proof on July 29, 2009 at 9:00pm —
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Daphene may not be speeding across the screen of Heroes anymore - But Brea Grant doesn't stop moving!
After Heroes and Filming Halloween 2, it seems like Brea Grant is busier then ever. And I don't just mean blogging and twittering (which she uses avidly).
Earlier this week Brea announced a contest to let all the geeks in the… Continue
Added by Sam Proof on July 13, 2009 at 4:30pm —
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First day he sees her
Loses his mind
How to approach her
What excuse can he find?
Drops by her restaurant
She's tending bar
For more attention
He fills up her tip jar
Drinks down more courage
Whiskey and ber
Asks for her number
She smiles like she can't hear
In walks her girlfriend
Kiss on the lips
He sees they're lovers
and false hopes in those tips Continue
Added by Mike on July 13, 2009 at 6:16am —
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