“No Costco Coffins”
http://www.reverbnation.com/tunepak/1972889http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0mV1W1LV58
Lyrics:
Don't tell me. No, I've heard it before:
If she buys your product, then her husband won't snore.
Pay just $19.99 and get the book light free.
Got a question, Mr. Billy Mays.
How did all that screaming increase your pay?
Make me turn the volume down on my own TV.… Continue
Added by Mike on November 4, 2009 at 8:30am —
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Albert "Leslie" Cochran, Austin's infamous cross dressing homeless guy is still being hospitalized after a taxi driver found him near Oltorf Street and Interstate 35 at 1 a.m. october 3 and called police and Emergency Medical Services, said the official, who did not want to be named because the matter concerns confidential patient information.
he had no outward signs of trauma, and all indications pointed to a closed head injury, Leslie was barely responsive, was not breathing well on his own a… Continue
Added by Jessica Cantu on October 13, 2009 at 8:02pm —
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I heard a noise and saw it was my friend.
He said he needed help and asked me if I'd lend
An alibi that would save his neck.
He rushed through my front door and told me of the wreck.
They were "ambushed by a gang of mean men."
What they did to his girl, he called: "the darkest sin."
They roasted her, ate her flesh off bone.
They forced him to partake and then left him alone.
Once saved my life when we went off to war.
He was a one man force, an action movie star.
I always sw… Continue
Added by Mike on September 13, 2009 at 2:51pm —
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Well we're down from 24 to 12 contestants. It's getting pretty intense. Check out the lucky dozen that made it through!
All the links can be found at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1tCFo0cLSM (to vote leave your choices in the comments section of that link).
You have till THURSDAY 17TH 11:58pm pst - to place your Vote
Bought a lotto ticket.
It's lucky. I just know.
No doubt I'm a winner
Soon rolling in the dough.
I'll spend, now, on credit
And buy a fancy car,
Take a nice vacation,
Hang with the movie stars.
They announce the winner.
Expect my lucky break.
Someone else's numbers --
There must be a mistake.
I didn't win no lotto, man.
I didn't win no lotto, man.
Forget all retirement plans.
No, I didn't win no lotto, man. Continue
Added by Mike on August 30, 2009 at 6:42am —
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Hey Folks it's the last 24 hours to get your Votes in for Battles 10 through 12 on Nonstars!
Voting ends Aug 25 3pm PST
To Vote leave a comment for your 3 favorites in the comment section on the original youtube video (click here)
For more on Nonstars check out
http://failpire.ning.com/page/battle-of-the-youtube-nonstars
Stay Strong
-Sa… Continue
Added by Sam Proof on August 24, 2009 at 11:54am —
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After a wedding ceremony couples love to spend some time away from home to understand each other feelings and to make love. So after wedding ceremony couples look for calm, beautiful and exotic destination to celebrate their honeymoon vacation. Happy and romantic honeymoon is the fresh beginning of the newly married life. So what about a honeymoon in Kerala? Kerala is a globally famous for its exotic natural beauty and plethora of attractions. It is the ideal destination for h
Kerala is one of the most famous tourist destinations of India. Its scintillating natural beauty palm fringed beaches, terrific temples, picturesque hill station, warm hospitality, world class accommodation, delicious cuisines and more all charming backwaters and tailor made houseboat needs no introduction. Though time is changing at a rapid pace but Kerala’s has promised to stay as refreshing and charming as before. Every year tourists from all over the world visit this beautiful state to enjoy… Continue
Added by Terence Lewis on August 12, 2009 at 5:42am —
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Kerala is one of the most famous tourist destinations of India. Its scintillating natural beauty palm fringed beaches, terrific temples, picturesque hill station, warm hospitality, world class accommodation, delicious cuisines and more all charming backwaters and tailor made houseboat needs no introduction. Though time is changing at a rapid pace but Kerala’s has promised to stay as refreshing and charming as before. Every year tourists from all over the world visit this beautiful state to enjoy… Continue
Added by Terence Lewis on August 12, 2009 at 5:42am —
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Looking for a perfect honeymoon destination in India for your own honeymoon? What about Kerala, God’s Own Country? Definitely, honeymoon vacation in Kerala will be a cheerful experience you will cherish forever. Kerala is one of the most charming and captivating states of India globally famous for tourism and holiday vacations. It is also a perfect destination for many of honeymoon couples from all over the world for its romantic spots like beautiful beaches, gorgeous hill stations, breathtaking… Continue
Added by Terence Lewis on August 12, 2009 at 5:39am —
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Kerala is the most popular tourist destination of India. It is endowed with several fascinating places of tourist interest such as palm fringed beaches, charming backwaters, lovely hill stations, terrific temples and historical forts and churches. Not only that this beautiful state is also known for is holistic Ayurvedic body care which gives a refreshing treatment to the mind body and soul. Hundred and thousands of tourists from all over the world come to Kerala to enjoy vacation in a splendor.… Continue
Added by Terence Lewis on August 12, 2009 at 5:30am —
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Hello all! My name is Paul Straw and I enjoy name related puns. So when Sam suggested this as a blog on his site. Well naturally I was first upset I didn't figure out the obvious pun first, but genius is still genius. So as a bit of a weekly feature I'm going to pose a question and let you all vote on the winner/best choice/etc, while I throw in my two cents on the matter in subtle attempts to sway you to validate my own "secret" opinion. At this time we haven't found a great embed for polls but… Continue
"A Song For Your Haters"
Mean things that they shout at you.
Let fools rage and let 'em stew.
That's the worse that they can do.
Deep inside their hearts are hallow.
Critics who won't run the race
Want to put you in your place.
Cowards who can't keep your pace:
Never born to lead but follow.
Lift your chin and walk on by.
Let the hungry vampires die.
As you flourish, they will cry.
In self pity, they must wallow. Continue
Added by Mike on August 4, 2009 at 7:15am —
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Watch video poem at
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twkfoqctbeo
Words don't mean much to me.
I tell 'em lies; they sign quickly.
If something breaks, I won't be found.
If mice infest, I'm not around.
Give me hell -- I'll raise their rent
Or tow their car and leave a dent.
College kids come and go.
Deposits kept: I spent the dough.
She pays me late; I boot her out.
The judge backs me without a doubt.
"Sign the lease, you st… Continue
Added by Mike on August 3, 2009 at 12:33pm —
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Hey Folks,
Check out Battles 1, 2 and 3
Support unknown youtubers and vote for your favorites!
You must vote on the original Video on youtube
Stay Strong,
-SamProofContinue
Added by Sam Proof on August 2, 2009 at 1:23am —
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Since the break out success of Doctor Horrible and The Guild, web series are taking off. Hell I'm thinking of 6 of my own as I write this article (talk about robots living in a frat house fighting pirate ninjas? you know you love it).
It's become down right hard to even find the good stuff. The web is a world where trash rules and jewels are a needle in a haystack in a hay manufacturing plant, somewhere in alpha centauri.
The good news is, you just don't have to look that far. In fact you don'… Continue
Added by Sam Proof on July 29, 2009 at 10:00pm —
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Daphene may not be speeding across the screen of Heroes anymore - But Brea Grant doesn't stop moving!
After Heroes and Filming Halloween 2, it seems like Brea Grant is busier then ever. And I don't just mean blogging and twittering (which she uses avidly).
Earlier this week Brea announced a contest to let all the geeks in the… Continue
Added by Sam Proof on July 13, 2009 at 5:30pm —
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