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“No Costco Coffins”
http://www.reverbnation.com/tunepak/1972889

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0mV1W1LV58

Lyrics:

Don't tell me. No, I've heard it before:

If she buys your product, then her husband won't snore.

Pay just $19.99 and get the book light free.

Got a question, Mr. Billy Mays.

How did all that screaming increase your pay?

Make me turn the volume down on my own TV.… Continue

I heard a noise and saw it was my friend.
He said he needed help and asked me if I'd lend
An alibi that would save his neck.
He rushed through my front door and told me of the wreck.

They were "ambushed by a gang of mean men."
What they did to his girl, he called: "the darkest sin."
They roasted her, ate her flesh off bone.
They forced him to partake and then left him alone.

Once saved my life when we went off to war.
He was a one man force, an action movie star.
I always sw… Continue

Bought a lotto ticket.
It's lucky. I just know.
No doubt I'm a winner
Soon rolling in the dough.


I'll spend, now, on credit
And buy a fancy car,
Take a nice vacation,
Hang with the movie stars.

They announce the winner.
Expect my lucky break.
Someone else's numbers --
There must be a mistake.

I didn't win no lotto, man.
I didn't win no lotto, man.
Forget all retirement plans.
No, I didn't win no lotto, man. Continue

"A Song For Your Haters"




Mean things that they shout at you.
Let fools rage and let 'em stew.
That's the worse that they can do.
Deep inside their hearts are hallow.

Critics who won't run the race
Want to put you in your place.
Cowards who can't keep your pace:
Never born to lead but follow.

Lift your chin and walk on by.
Let the hungry vampires die.
As you flourish, they will cry.
In self pity, they must wallow. Continue