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“Santa’s Downfall”


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Lyrics:

Someone’s surely stolen Santa’s sleigh.

North Pole got so stressful near the sleigh.
Rudloph broke his cage and ran away.
Mrs. Claus just barely saw him go.
Should have seen when she let Santa know.
“Santa, think that Rudolph stole your sleigh.
Hope this doesn’t ruin Christmas day.”
Santa tracked his deer with GPS.
Where the old man found hi… Continue

Die, Vampires Song
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At a party late one night
Saw this vixen smile at me
She said come up to my room
If there’s more you’d like to see
Something told me not to
Lust said it had to be

She pulled me into her room
Used a key to lock the door
Started kissing on my neck
Took off all the clothes I wore
When her fangs scratched my neck
My blood began to pour

In the corner stood a bro… Continue

“No Costco Coffins”
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Lyrics:

Don't tell me. No, I've heard it before:

If she buys your product, then her husband won't snore.

Pay just $19.99 and get the book light free.

Got a question, Mr. Billy Mays.

How did all that screaming increase your pay?

Make me turn the volume down on my own TV.… Continue

I heard a noise and saw it was my friend.
He said he needed help and asked me if I'd lend
An alibi that would save his neck.
He rushed through my front door and told me of the wreck.

They were "ambushed by a gang of mean men."
What they did to his girl, he called: "the darkest sin."
They roasted her, ate her flesh off bone.
They forced him to partake and then left him alone.

Once saved my life when we went off to war.
He was a one man force, an action movie star.
I always sw… Continue

Bought a lotto ticket.
It's lucky. I just know.
No doubt I'm a winner
Soon rolling in the dough.


I'll spend, now, on credit
And buy a fancy car,
Take a nice vacation,
Hang with the movie stars.

They announce the winner.
Expect my lucky break.
Someone else's numbers --
There must be a mistake.

I didn't win no lotto, man.
I didn't win no lotto, man.
Forget all retirement plans.
No, I didn't win no lotto, man. Continue