“No Costco Coffins”
http://www.reverbnation.com/tunepak/1972889

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0mV1W1LV58

Lyrics:

Don't tell me. No, I've heard it before:

If she buys your product, then her husband won't snore.

Pay just $19.99 and get the book light free.

Got a question, Mr. Billy Mays.

How did all that screaming increase your pay?

Make me turn the volume down on my own TV.… Continue

Albert "Leslie" Cochran, Austin's infamous cross dressing homeless guy is still being hospitalized after a taxi driver found him near Oltorf Street and Interstate 35 at 1 a.m. october 3 and called police and Emergency Medical Services, said the official, who did not want to be named because the matter concerns confidential patient information.

he had no outward signs of trauma, and all indications pointed to a closed head injury, Leslie was barely responsive, was not breathing well on his own a… Continue

I heard a noise and saw it was my friend.
He said he needed help and asked me if I'd lend
An alibi that would save his neck.
He rushed through my front door and told me of the wreck.

They were "ambushed by a gang of mean men."
What they did to his girl, he called: "the darkest sin."
They roasted her, ate her flesh off bone.
They forced him to partake and then left him alone.

Once saved my life when we went off to war.
He was a one man force, an action movie star.
I always sw… Continue

Well we're down from 24 to 12 contestants. It's getting pretty intense. Check out the lucky dozen that made it through!
All the links can be found at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1tCFo0cLSM (to vote leave your choices in the comments section of that link).

You have till THURSDAY 17TH 11:58pm pst - to place your Vote

and check out our… Continue

Bought a lotto ticket.
It's lucky. I just know.
No doubt I'm a winner
Soon rolling in the dough.


I'll spend, now, on credit
And buy a fancy car,
Take a nice vacation,
Hang with the movie stars.

They announce the winner.
Expect my lucky break.
Someone else's numbers --
There must be a mistake.

I didn't win no lotto, man.
I didn't win no lotto, man.
Forget all retirement plans.
No, I didn't win no lotto, man. Continue