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This week we talk to QiRanger (Steve) about being an "Englishee Teacher" in Korea, using technology to connect and teach, and the opportunities that have arisen from sharing his l… Continue

Die, Vampires Song
Download MP3 at:
http://www.reverbnation.com/tunepak/2005373

At a party late one night
Saw this vixen smile at me
She said come up to my room
If there’s more you’d like to see
Something told me not to
Lust said it had to be

She pulled me into her room
Used a key to lock the door
Started kissing on my neck
Took off all the clothes I wore
When her fangs scratched my neck
My blood began to pour

In the corner stood a bro… Continue

“No Costco Coffins”
http://www.reverbnation.com/tunepak/1972889

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0mV1W1LV58

Lyrics:

Don't tell me. No, I've heard it before:

If she buys your product, then her husband won't snore.

Pay just $19.99 and get the book light free.

Got a question, Mr. Billy Mays.

How did all that screaming increase your pay?

Make me turn the volume down on my own TV.… Continue

Albert "Leslie" Cochran, Austin's infamous cross dressing homeless guy is still being hospitalized after a taxi driver found him near Oltorf Street and Interstate 35 at 1 a.m. october 3 and called police and Emergency Medical Services, said the official, who did not want to be named because the matter concerns confidential patient information.

he had no outward signs of trauma, and all indications pointed to a closed head injury, Leslie was barely responsive, was not breathing well on his own a… Continue

I heard a noise and saw it was my friend.
He said he needed help and asked me if I'd lend
An alibi that would save his neck.
He rushed through my front door and told me of the wreck.

They were "ambushed by a gang of mean men."
What they did to his girl, he called: "the darkest sin."
They roasted her, ate her flesh off bone.
They forced him to partake and then left him alone.

Once saved my life when we went off to war.
He was a one man force, an action movie star.
I always sw… Continue